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his wife, instead of courting a football! Captain of the team, he  range Mazda (the one with the elastic band). Plays on the wing
     returned for the last few matches of the season.         and  in  the  clubrooms.  Has  tasted  3rd  Division,  2nd  Division,
                                                              Northern league, Lion Red and D.B.!
     (The lad with numerous nick—names). The smallest body                     MARIO YANEZ
     in the team (but his feet nevertheless reached the ground), and   Old  'sticky—boots'  himself. Now plays with a  very social CERS
     arguably  the  smallest  member  in  the  club,  7th  Graders  not   team. Another of these Chilean chaps who has some nice touches.
     excepted! His favourite move is to run    the opposition,   Likes to play in the middle but tends to hear whistles from all
     not  around  them!  This  action  is  particularly  easy  when  the   directions — especially when playing at Galloway Park!
     grass is long! He abdicated from the 2nd Division to take on the            MALCOLM BURT
     Youth Team late in the season.                           A long—standing Narra man, though he doesn't do much of that
                                                              on the turf. Likes the odd drop, too! Got an eagerly  awaited
     Another  Army  man  (not  a  wonder  some  call  the  team "The  transfer to the Green Machine's Carbody Specials midseason and
     Battlers". Likes to have a poke at goal, and anything else that moves!!  hasn't looked back...Well, only to see if Bernie's watching!
     Got quieter as the season got older — was it age, or a wooden                 GEOFF WEBB
     pin — who knows?                                         Joined  the  Club  at  the  start  of  the  season  where  he commenced
                         JOSE DIAZ                            coaching the local "achies", er, this team. Even plays when he's in
     Sounds like a singer, doesn't it? One of those irrepressible Chilean  the mood. Constantly lead astray by certain Army chaps (or should
     chaps  -  a  fiery  one,  too!  Likes  to  outmanoeuvre  everyone,  that be the other way round?). Great lad for the nags,  especially
     probably how he did in his back during the season. Has some nice  fillies.  Even  tries  to  get  fit,  and  is  constantly  exercising  —
     touches. Gets a little verbal now and then.              particularly  on  Saturdays,  and  wonders  why  he's  sore  in  the
                     BRIAN HOUSTEN                            elbow!!!
     Scored a marvellous goal at Hillcrest this year. He always puts in a   BREWERIES CUP
     lot of effort and is known for his hard tackling. One sometimes              P    W    D    L   GF   GA   Pts
     wonders how he gets away with them! Next to Ralph he is the   Claudelands White   8   7   1   0   38   8   15
     tallest in the team  -  likes  to  do a Jack Charlton  when there  is a
     corner. Brian also likes to have a jaunt up the front too. A Nominee   Taupiri Tornados   8   6   2   0   33   10   14
     for Player of the Year.                                   Hillcrest          8    5    1    2   21   14   11
                     PAUL PHILLIPS                             Marist             8    3    4    1   17   13   10
     Into  coaching  in  a  big  way,  is  Paul.  Doesn't  mind the  odd  beer   Putaruru   8   4   1   3   34   16   9
     (funny how many don't, eh!). Likes to position himself on the field,   Ngaruawahia   8   2   1   5   16   24   5
     he is an incessant runner with a big kick and a gruelling tackle.   Tokoroa   8   1    3    4   20   34   5
     Really  enjoys  his  football  as  well  as  the  social  side.  Now  into
     refereeing. Nominee for Player of the Year.               Hamilton City      8    1    0    7   13   22   2
                         "ORCA"                                Huntly Thistle Blue   8   0   1   7   11   64   1
     Doesn't actually look like a whale. Another Army lad (this is getting
     repetitive). He looks a little like a larger version of Elliot  Cathro. Has   WAITEMATA CUP   P   W   D   L   GF   GA   Pts
     heaps of energy and a real no-nonsense approach to the game. A bit   Putaruru   10   6   2   2   30   13   14
     of a Joker though, all the same!                          Te Aroha           10   6    1    3   25   17   13
                     DARRYL MORRISEY
     Army  fella  (again).  The  teams  starts  to  sound  like  Ngaruawahia   Unicol   10   5   2   3   18   20   12
     Armed  Forces  United,  eh?  His  commanding  Officer  elected  to   Ngaruawahia   10   3   3   4   13   25   9
     move  him  to  Matamata,  so  he  now  returns  to  Narra  for  the   Te Kuiti   10   2   3   5   13   18   7
     supporting side of things, usually the bar. Although he has been
     seen waving little flags on the sideline!                 Marist             10   3    1    6   17   23   7
                     KEVIN DOOLEY
     Here he is - the walking advertisement for Gillette. Likes to be a   COMPETITION RESULTS
     player  and  a  supporter,  usually  the  latter.  Has  been  plagued  with   Waikato Breweries Cup
     injuries.  Was  once  offered  a  role  in  a  nail-walking  team,  but   v Marist    0-2   -
     declined the offer as he had yet to prise out the one he was currently   v Claudelands    0-5    -
                                                               v Tokoroa
                                                                                     P Bullivant
                                                                              1-1
     wearing!!!                                                v Huntly Blue   8-1     Duffull, B Webb, N Gorman, Moir,
                     LINDSAY BULLIVANT                                               Magee, Dooley, P Bullivant
     An Ex-Narra player who decided it was time to give it another go.   v Hillcrest   2-4   Buchanan, Houston
     Likes to play in sandshoes. Is very reliable and has a good pass. He   v Putaruru   1-5   P Bullivant
     no doubt practices in the back of his Firestone van (anyone for   v Hamilton City  3-1   P Bullivant, Wallace 2
     cheap tyres?). Seems to have the same boundless energy as his   v Taupiri    1-5   Phillips
     brother Phil, but differs in that he flourishes a little more luxuriantly   Waitemata Cup
     atop the head, in comparison to Phil!                     v Te Aroha     1-6    P Bullivant
                                                               v Marist       2-3    P Bullivant 2
                          MARK WEBB                            v Putaruru     1-1    P Bullivant
     Ex-Narra — Ex-Fraser (they couldn't convert him so he returned.   v Unicol 2-5   P Bullivant, L Bullivant
     Says they know how to drink! but he must know who are the best   v Te Kuiti   Win   by default
     now,  eh?  A  much  more  composed  player  —  likes  to  have  a    v Te Aroha   0-2   -
     Laugh. Has played Waikato 3rd Division as well as Northern League   v Marist    3-4   L Bullivant, Mohn, Whatford
     (Fraser). Only the 1st Division to go now. (Was that a big hint?   v Putaruru   1-5   M Webb
     Cost you a jug, that will!).                              v Unicol       1-1    Phillips
                     BRIAN MORRIS                              v Te Kuiti     1-1    M Webb
                                                               FRIENDLIES
     Another one that Fraser couldn't convert! Brother of the Frazerite   v Taumaranui   1-2     Sunnex
     sisters, sorry, Morris Dancers! Bit of a joker, this chap. Drives that    v AHI Plastics   1-3     Morris
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